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Old person racist

When somone is a slight bit racist but its just because they're old, and your gonna have to put up with that
"Yeah my grandpa's just a bit racist"
"Like racist racist or old person racist?"
Grandpa:"This place was alright before all the pakis came here"
by Gallackflankton December 12, 2025
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Person 37

Person 37 is the rival of Person 33's time travel nonsense
Person 33:bye im going to 1969
Person 37: HELL NAW
Person 37: YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT BUDDY
*Person 33 already time traveled to 1969*
Person 37: oh gosh...
*timeline breaks*
ESAELP em pleH :73 nosreP
*timeline breaks again*
Poo-poo face №37: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! THATS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poo-poo face №37: im calling PERSON 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*timeline shifts back into normal because of someone*
+3 (232) 32-32 (this is not real)
Person 37: Hey pal, wazzup?
Person 32: Nothing much, just fixed a broken timeline
*timeline breaks again again*
type 37 diabetes: Oh no...
Person 32: What happened?
type 37 diabetes: our timeline broke again
*Person 32 fixes the timeline again*
Person 37: im pretty sure that we don't have much longer if this keeps happening
Person 32: I just need to know who does this
Person 37: It's Person 33.
Person 32: alr gtg cya gotta give him a beating lmao bye
*0.01492537313432814925373134328149253731343281492537313432814925373134328 microseconds later*
Person 33: H̡̝͓̙̲͂̿̓̓̕͢͞Ẽ̘̠̍L̨̦̲̙͉̀͆͊́͝P̨̮̳̳̝͎̍͗̉̆̆͘ ̧̨̫͎̩̯̇͛͛͒͋͠M̱̱͕͍͍͙̗̻͉͙̫̖̖̀̃̍́̊̈́̌̌͊͂͂͞͞E̹̞̦̟̙̫͕̼̱͈̎̀͆͛̄͊͛̐͂͞
Person 37: Perfect.
Person 32: S̯̦͐͗T̖̍Ơ̭͂͜P͈̺̿͗ ͇́B̭̓R̹͇̓̔Ê̢͇̲͇̫̿͑̆̐À̡̬͔͕̿̽͑K̦̯̱̎̇̓͠ͅI͈͆N̢̘͍͓̒͊́̕͡ͅG̺̅ ̧̛̜̒T̙̻̈̽Ḩ̩̿̚E̡̳̻͕̍́́̃ ̗͙̯̆͑̕T̡̞̍͌IḾ̫͇͕̈̀Ẻ̙̹̗͓̍̔̓L͈̙̹͈̋̉̈̇͜͡IN̖̯̠̓̆̀E ̜̤͌̊À̺̗̖̹̓͊́Ş̤̳̞̾̓͛̆S̗͙̳͆͛͠HO̩̾͘͜LË̪̮̘͑͛́͜
by The person creator December 16, 2025
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White Person Trap

noun, countable, intangible -When a black rapper or artist adds one or two, or maybe even three, n-words in a forgettable spot in a song, such as in the middle of an uninteresting verse or bridge; only to be accidentally rediscovered by an unsuspecting white person singing along or doing karaoke. Unrelated with trap music, traps, and trap houses.
Person 1: Damn, Early 2010’s Nicki Minaj was the queen of the white person trap; she did it in Anaconda, Super Bass, and Stupid Hoe.

Person 2: I know, I was at a karaoke bar the other day, 20-something white girl was drunkenly singing “Anaconda”, freaked her the fuck out. She ended up saying “real country-ass neighbor”.
by He is one thousand July 5, 2018
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Person 2

The deuteragonist (and sometimes antagonist) Urban Dictionary, usually hiding in the shadow of Person 1.
Person 2 is usually always getting caught up in Person 1's hijinks one way or another
Person 2: I wish I had more self esteem
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lets go invent time travel
Person 2: What the hell we aren't rigor mortis bro
Person 1: We can be whatever we want Person 2
Person 3: What about me you guys?
Person 1: Get back in the basement Person 3
Person 3: Aww but Person 1-
Person 1: I SAID GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT
by ImGuyford January 1, 2025
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Person 29

Said to only show up on leap day.

Yeah that's it really
Person 15: Where's Person 29? I need to talk to him
Person 13: You just missed your chance. You have to wait 46 more months :P
Person 15: NOOOOOOO-
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You Can kiss a person that you like on April 26.
National kiss one person for the time
A guy Will kiss a Girl.
National kiss one person for the time
“Hey i like you, wanna kiss?”
“Yeah”
Kissing*
by Spredlove1234580 April 12, 2019
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Home Person

Gender neutral term instead of using Homegirl or homeboy.
onyx- he's my home person mmmm.
by ElliotTheGenderfluidGnome November 3, 2022
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