HOB-JOB

When a girl gives a blow job whilst simultaneously eating a hobnob.

Crumbs in my foreskin again, must be another HOB-JOB

by SFTBNIQQA May 7, 2015

Job Bank

The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.

Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!

by deaniss March 18, 2012

toad job

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter

Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.

by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017

Lime Job

A Lime Job is when you order a drink that comes with a lime and while squeezing said lime it juices in your face.

"I was making a margarita and got a total lime job to the face."

by MrDonkey December 13, 2019

Trumpet Job

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet

I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.

by Trumpet god 69 November 7, 2018

Pence Job

The act of giving a rim job to a selfish person who didn’t bother to clean their ass before the act.

Did you see that Trump press conference? Wow Vice President Mike gave Trump such a pence job that trump didn’t need to wipe after

by Moylo the pup March 13, 2020

Flow job

When someone gives a foot job and a blow job at the same time.

She was wild, she gave me a flow job

by (Flow)er girl October 13, 2020