Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021

clean up on isle my pants

me when I watch noel deyzels videos

couldn't even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on isle MY PANTS😂😂😂

by sp1cy_m3 November 19, 2023

scubba yoga pants

Yoga pants soooo thick they hide the fat ripples.

She took off her scubba yoga pants and her ass fell apart.

by Snowplower March 24, 2017

Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.

by Ice86 November 30, 2022

spongebob denis pants

big forehead

omg is that what i think it is? its a spongebob denis pants

by emily martel sucks July 8, 2019

Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025

Travel Pants

A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !

Have you seen the size of big Robbo's bollox ? he's deffo got his Travel pants on

by The Purple Helmet May 5, 2022