Hi

The word when you have nothing else to say. Or the most boring way of saying hello. Just don't say hi.

Person 1: "Hi"

Person 2: "shut up, atleast say hello or something other than hi"

by Tommy wickett/ Xertxx February 16, 2020

umm hi

when ur shy bro lol

only girls can be shy dumbass

Umm Hi.

by someone else thats not u fan October 13, 2021

hi girly pop

A deceptively sweet opener used to soften the blow of a soul-crushing revelation. Usually followed by tea no one asked for but absolutely cannot ignore. Most commonly deployed by someone pretending to be friendly while emotionally shanking you with a glitter-covered dagger.

Used when:
• Someone’s about to drop gossip that will ruin your relationship.
• Your life is about to become a drama TikTok.
• The phrase “no offense” just isn’t strong enough to brace you.

Hi girly pop, just wondering if you’re still with Aaron because he’s been reacting to my bikini pics with heart eyes…

Hi girly pop, you have a run in your leggings and I’ve been sleeping with your man two nights a week. K well, have a nice day! Xoxo

by girlypopgold June 25, 2025

Hi

Hi

Hi nice picture.

by Higuy. May 5, 2025

Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

dink his donger

When you take your pinky finger and stroke his penis until he finishes.

I went over and he wanted me to dink his donger

by hahehehehehe February 12, 2018

Hi

Something u say when u wanan slap someone in the face

Hi u son of a bitch

by Chubby cheeks July 17, 2018