David is stupid
by StarBoard Studios March 21, 2023
Get the Davidmug. David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.
Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!
by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018
Get the david grgicmug. Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023
Get the Davidmug. David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>
David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>mug. the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by anonymous April 16, 2023
Get the Davidmug. Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023
Get the Davidmug.