A guy that had a sixpack when he was born and got shot with a missile in the stomach so hard his sixpack flew out and got a hole that would stay there forever (a shrapnel also hit his eye, xd)
by NinjaMaster89 February 27, 2017
A man who dropped out of school to do nothing with his life, launder money off his parents, and swear to people hes going to make it big
"Hey, have you seen John in school lately?"
"No. Hes pulling a David Kavanagh Hayde."
"What a faggot"
"No. Hes pulling a David Kavanagh Hayde."
"What a faggot"
by Surzy Wurzy October 30, 2023
Very big dick hot as fucking guy he's an awesome friend and a freak in bed. Every girl needs a david in there life
by Beast407 September 12, 2013
David Wills is the sexiest human being on this planet. He is the starting receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. Weighing in at around 1,000 pounds this beast is sponsered by Monster Energy. He is also known as the man who first stepped on the moon and who also discovered the light bulb
by c&b torture central September 24, 2020
by ______-___ April 07, 2019
To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024
David McIntyre has wee willy and very homosexual. He touches up boys especially jvb. Because he is vulnerable. He also licks toes pf dead people and takes coke.
You are a David McIntyre
by Sexyboyjamie123 August 09, 2020