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chris cannie

All around god who fucks niggers to stay fit!
by ScripZero December 7, 2016
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Chris

Christen is a good looking person noticed as the bitch taker and will take your bitch and you’ll never notice
by Christenalations November 21, 2021
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Chris

A loving caring guy who is always up for an adventure. A Chris is the best kind of friend and an even better boyfriend. A Chris is always there to listen to your problems when you have a bad day. A Chris will go see a long boring musical with you just to hang out. In other words he is a very good looking dude with a funny attitude that you just cant help but to fall in love in love with.
Girl- Wait.. shes with a Chris!!! How lucky is she...
by Mr. Chairwasalreadytaken September 9, 2016
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Chris

A very sexual man. Hot as fuck and will eat you out like a god damn tuna taco. Besides for being a sex god, he is very loyal and kind. Chris will care for your every need. He is the kind of guy you go on a nice innocent stroll down the beach, holding his hand amd talking about you guys future, just to return to your house and have him make you scream Daddy.
"Chris is the guy every girl needs!"
"Chris is such a God, do you see those abs???"

"Oh my lord, Chris took me home last night and fufilled all my kinkest desires😍!"
by fuck_me.papi June 7, 2018
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Chris Fixelius

Chris is the sexiest man on earth . He gets every girl. And usually does great in school. He got 81 procent on the good lookin scale. "Mamba out"
Oh take a look at that white boiii Chris Fixelius he is popping number threeee. Calling "Porzingis for MVP"
by Kristaps4MVP December 12, 2016
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Chris Smith

These tacos are Chris Smith!
by Hahah jabs December 10, 2021
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Chris Edwards

A term used for when a body part or appendage has gotten stuck inside a Pringles can
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