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american freedom

The freedom to let your children get shot in a school or some other such similar dangerous school situation.
I'd have my kids schooled in America if it weren't for all that american freedom.
by notryarednaxela January 3, 2023
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American football

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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American riviera orchard

It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.

First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it
I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..
by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024
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American Web Developers

American Web developers Get a personalized website for your company that accurately displays your job and works on all devices. We provide user-friendly websites for your brand that are original, appealing, and significantly enhance traffic.
American Web Developers Top Notch Web Development Company
by AmericanWebDevelopers October 17, 2022
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American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.
Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
by Soupaquite July 30, 2018
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Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.
Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.
by Freakstyler March 31, 2021
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Ask a American day

Ask a American day is when you can ask a American for anything another American can’t ask for anything anyone else from another country can and what ever the person ask you have to answer or do
Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June

American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day

American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it
by The realistic June 4, 2022
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