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National Shit on Floor Day

On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!
“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”
by GayDog102947 April 11, 2019
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National Lover hickey day

Give your boyfriend or girl a hickey anywhere and if your single don’t be a pussy and ask to give a hickey to someone and its every Friday in April
Hey guys do your know it’s national lover hickey day
by Don’t try me April 11, 2019
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National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him
National kiss hubert day is great
by hubert is cool April 12, 2019
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National Basic Bitch Day

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
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National complement a girl day

On national complement a girl day u complement a girl say she's pretty say she is nice
Randy:sup ur eyes are beautiful
Samantha:😚 thanks so much y do u say that
Randy:it's national complement a girl day
by Joshua6969 January 18, 2020
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This is when you go and do whatever a person named Mike says.
Bro it’s national worship Mike day.
by Mike Fav April 12, 2020
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National Horny Day 2

The day in which mammals around the globe unveil their horny and tribal like natures. It follows National Horny Day the day after, on April 17th, due to the amazing festivities seen on the 16th.
Yeah dude, National Horny Day was great but if it wasn’t for National Horny Day 2 I would’ve never met my fiancé.
by riggums April 16, 2020
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