Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Poo poo

A very stinky, smelly, dusty, crusty and musty thing that comes out that big thing beneath your back

Me: bro you’ve got poo poo all over your back

Jim:oh yeah this is so embarrassing

by The main men June 14, 2021

stinky poo

the person reading this

you are a stinky poo

by M​ia February 1, 2022

poo chi

Poo Chi refers to the positive energy associated with a toilet - effectively the vibe one gets when taking a dump.

That service station had terrible poo chi - I didn’t enjoy that dump at all

The toilet in my hotel room had wonderful poo chi - so clean and peaceful. I could look out and see the mountains and the birds while doing a poo

by Teejaywill September 29, 2022

Poo

Feces

Poo

by Shredity December 24, 2020

Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023

Penchy Poo

A penchy poo is a stubborn and weird fuck. Nothing they say makes sense but for some reason, it makes you intrigued. They're best known for their pranks and memes. Don't ever get one pregnant or else you'll never eat ketchup again.

"I'd do the dishes but I'm a penchy poo and don't do that kinda SHYT"

by Penchywhoo September 5, 2021