person universe version 3

person 1:ugh I'm bored
Person 2: me too
Person 1: the last time I was bored you appeared
Person 2: maybe the same thing will happe-
Person 2 gets crushed
Person 2: what- the- heck man
Person 3: gogoGA
Person 1: why the heck is there a fat baby on you
Person 2: idk

Person universe version 3 unlocks person 3: the fat one.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

My Universe!

An agnostic, atheist, non-religious way of saying "My God!"

Did you hear what she said.. My Universe!
My Universe! What the fuck is happening?

My Universe! HELP ME!!!

by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023

Parent of Universe

A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of Universe, what happened to you?

Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

Father of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Father of Universe, what happened to you?

Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

Mother of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Mother of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Mother of Universe, what happened to you?

Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

Oh Universe

This is a non-religious and AC Doric and atheist friendly way of expressing “Oh Lord!” or “Oh God!”.

Oh Universe! What happened?

We can do better than this.. Oh Universe..

Oh Universe! That is fucked up

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

Dear Universe

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic friendly way to express "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".

Dear Universe, wtf is happening!?

Dear Universe! HELP ME!

Oh my Dear Universe, this is not good.

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023