Brain Canser

For this canser you need a brain. No worry's for you

You have brain canser

by Tim van Weegberg May 9, 2018

brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN

GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE

by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021

scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.

"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."

by docepsilon May 29, 2025

Dolphin brain

Dolphin brain is a metaphor for the mental connections/ train of thought made by a ND person in between conversation. It can be used to describe the thought process made mentally by a ND person in-between verbal conversation.

Imagine a dolphin jumping out of the water; that's the voiced thoughts/conversation. The dolphin then disappears in the water which is when the unvoiced thoughts happen, and the mental connections between a to z is made.

NT's only see the breach of the water which is just a faction of what is happening beneath the surface which is why confusion happen when a ND goes from talking about mango to orchids.

(Inspired from tweet by @3TrackMind79 on twitter)

Neurodiverse (ND): I love mangoes
Neurotypical (NT): Yeah, me too
ND: I want more orchids

NT: ???

With dolphin brain
ND out loud: I love mangoes

ND in their head: Pineapple is an amazing fruit too
ND in their head: Sponge-Bob lives in a pineapple

ND in their head: He's probably from Hawaii
ND in their head: Uh, there's so many pretty flowers in Hawaii
NT: Yeah, me too
ND out loud: I want more orchids

by Miss_Em February 25, 2021

Brain dead

A YouTuber named JEFF SWIFT.

Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.

God damn 😂

by Jakes dad June 9, 2019

Brain

Pink thought spaghetti in your head that makes people do things and breathe or whatever

Yo mate my brain hurts ouch oof

by someguysname April 6, 2021