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Sam-I-Am

A person who tries to force something on you, even though you have made it clear that you do not want it.
Coming from the Dr. Seuss book " Green eggs and ham"

In the book Guy-I-Am tries the dish and likes it in the end. This is about a person who doesn't stop trying to make you do something, not about the message of the book, that even weird looking things can be good.
Bro 1: Dude you gotta try ice man.
Bro 2: What are you? Sam-I-Am? Are you going to offer me green eggs and ham next?
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Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.
Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.
Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.
by JayYung December 9, 2024
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Samming

When you don’t finish your shot and leave some at the bottom every single time
Dude: I don’t understand how you’re not drunk yet

Dude2: That’s because he’s been Samming all night
by banzini October 14, 2023
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Sam

Sam is big man
by samfan101 July 27, 2025
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Sam

Sam represents a good, loving person. Sam is into building and English. You can always trust Sam, he is very cute, charming and always there for you. Literally, Sam would die for you. Sam always has a smile on his face and no matter how sad you are, he will turn your frown upside down. Sam absolutely loves acting and singing.
See that guy over there, I think he should be called Sam
by The best person in the univers February 3, 2019
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Sam

Yes Sams can be jerks but they are easily lovable. If you see one give him a hug. After everything hes been through he deserves it.
Julia: look at him! Thats the guy you like right?
Maggie: Yeah thats him. His name is Sam!
by Bambi<3 November 12, 2021
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