Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

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Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)

by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

Straight yager

Mt dew and coca cola energy mixed together also known as Jesus water

Oh that tastes like straight yager

by The brick people October 25, 2020

dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017

Fly straight

Fly straight means to live clean, to stay out of trouble and live an honest life. It also means to do the right thing.

I’m not lying and cheating on my wife Im going to fly straight.

by DifferentCloth November 25, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Super straight

Invalid #2

Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!

by fortcraft moment February 12, 2025