A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.
Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.
Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.
Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018
A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
I was grocery shopping with Brain, and he accidentally let out a fat one in the canned beans isle. I yelled out “BRAIN FART!”
by The real Londigo June 30, 2024
Brain farts are creative thoughts that come up when a provocative question is posed but that you hold back because you're afraid of judgment.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.
A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.
A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.
by anononononymus April 21, 2021
by Rizzguy111 May 03, 2024
by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 06, 2011