no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009

Oreo Brain

An Imbecile, your brain is a vanilla oreo

Nick, whyd you pee on the floor ya damned oreo brain.

by ChuggyLittleBuddy June 24, 2022

fashion brain fart

a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.

I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!

by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021

Brain

Something that a kid named "Rizal" does not have.

You see, he's a "Rizal" (brainless)

by Sharkwreck050 September 19, 2021

Caine-brain

When you snort some much cocaine it goes right to your brain.

Rory was tired so he grabbed his eight ball and got Caine-brained.

by Kev_dwag June 1, 2016

P brain

Someone who has smoked a viscous amount of methanphetamine creating a slurry of a brain/ someone with severe down syndrome

Toby the retard says what a lovely day
Reply- shut up P brain

by Jamoneywoney June 3, 2021

Brain

When you are in deep thought about someone, and you start to miss them

Man: my wife gives brain every day

Man2: mine never does unfortunately, so I killed her

by Faxspeaker December 2, 2020