David

The msot fuckin annoying chink i've ever seen in my life. Usually likes to cheat on every girl he has and gets dumped every single day. He has the biggest dick you would ever see and fuck every girl to death. Stay away from him
David is a block nigga that knows how to cheat on u.
by David has a big dick March 27, 2023
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His a big soft teddy bear he has a heart of gold he would do anything for anyone he will make you laugh when having a bad day he is a good friend always there when you need to talk he always makes you feel comfortable

He gets shy sometimes but its cute he gets lost for words but gets his words out aventually if you ever meet a David handle with care because his probably been broken and dosnt know how to fix himself he has lots of love to give so don't take advantage of him cause you fuck with him you won't get another chance
David is adorable
by Itz_angel_baby November 06, 2023
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when someone does something that is considered infuriating to whoever is being affected
god damn dude, your so David right now!
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A David is a very annoying person. If you ever come across one then stay clear they are mean and unpleasant.
That's David I'd stay away from him
by Flyee03 November 23, 2021
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David takes a shit in your parking lot
David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot
by DaOnet November 23, 2021
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"A guy that makes you smile when you get to know him."
He's attractive and loves to talk with his friends- but is shy when it comes to new people (Especially girls). He may seem troublesome (which he is), but he never really means to harm anyone in any type of way. David makes the funniest jokes and is super random, laughing almost all the time.

He bottles up his loneliness and rarely shows it to others, except for a few people that he trusts and understands.

He loves to ship others with his crush, even though he doesn't want to be alone.

(crushes when it comes to David)

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- He usually crushes on sweet and happy people; people that can make him laugh anytime (just like him).

- His crushes are hard to maintain unless that person is very, very special.
- Whenever he's in a relationship (which he rarely does), is usually going to be short because of his personality type. However, he'll love that person immensely, and make them feel happy.
Y/N: You're best friends with David?

You: Yeah, why?
Y/N: So lucky. David would be able to make me laugh anytime.
by ˜¨©©´†©ˆ© February 12, 2023
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David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.
"Did you hear? David recently bought a new car."
"How do I feel happy for him yet also annoyed?"
by Threecheers June 06, 2021
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