by Mary Jane Burnett October 21, 2008
Get the Mary Jane Grace Burnettmug. by bunwi November 21, 2021
Get the Mariemug. Mari is a very dumb person she stinks and is kinda thick but at the same time very flat oh and she is also very short.If you have a girlfriend named Mari break up with her immediately.Likes to sit things in her ass like sticks, penises and more..
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds what would you like toda..
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
by FlossBot April 23, 2020
Get the Marimug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025
Get the Marie 'Angie' Shelley; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Releasemug. The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.
Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023
Get the Marismug. “This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
by Fiendish English August 25, 2022
Get the Shitty Marymug. The act of having sex with a girl on her period and smothering your bloody dick all over her face. Guys in a relationship with a Mary does this to her ever night.
by DaSluttyMary February 23, 2019
Get the Bloody Marymug.