Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009

Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009

j wat

When some says something totally irrelevant in a conversation

Dude i don't want to hang out with him he is a total j wat

by sexymcbessy November 30, 2009

pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls

"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck

by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009

j-marc'd

ˈjā-märkt (adj)

The act of being hidden (note: not deleted or removed) or being identified ("marked") as a nuisance for random and meaningless Facebook posts that do not always solicit a response from their friend or fan base.

Those hidden or "marked" usually have a feeling that "bad publicity is good publicity" but lack the understanding while they might still be loved, that their Facebook presence is "out of sight, out of mind”.

What you haven't j-marc'd them yet? It was hard to do cuz i love um but I found it super relieving.

by seabearpbear December 28, 2010

J-Wagg

1. The act of accidentally shitting your pants.

Did you see Johnny? From the smell of him he must have J-Wagged in his pants.

Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.

by DustMasterrrrrrr February 19, 2011

Farm-J

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.

Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"

by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011