pie

a piece of crap food thats so dry, it tastes like youre eating dirt.

mom:hey honey, would you like son pie?
son:no thanks, that stuff tastes like sh1t!

by alexander orlando December 11, 2007

Egg Pie

Something that sounds very unpleasant... leaving ay bad look on your face

She got an egg pie for being ay trick bitch!
Maybe next she’ll order HUMBLE... if

by ShovieGroovy May 15, 2021

mooky pie

Excrement usually discharged from an anus.
Poop.

Frank is in the bathroom making a mooky pie.

by Bandybandybandy May 19, 2018

sweet as sunday pie

A phrase used when a person ,organization or other treats you badly and alienates or thwarts good intentioned people or other organizations trying to help any given situation ends up getting outed and faces loss of job, criminal or civil investigations at which point they become superstars and help and or fix said situations with a snap of the finger. Instantly. Hilarious to watch it unfold ,especially when organizations are involved and send people scrambling to fix the problem

I just got off the phone with organization A. They were sweet as sunday pie once they found out they were liable ,derelict of their duties and now facing a criminal investigation . Too bad it only took 10 years for it to be resloved.

by Willie shaverpus July 16, 2024

pie belly

A fat mofo

They call him pie belly because of how big of round he is.

by Shortweenes November 6, 2022

Cream Pie

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry

She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.

by SpicyAutisticGF August 4, 2022

Pika Pie

when you go to someones mama house and stick your dick and pee in her pussy and yell PIKA!!!

and yellow foam starts to cum out and you eat it with their mom.

i went to yo mamas house to get a pika pie

by Offcial_Markipiler February 17, 2023