Lamprey pie

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013

Cranberry Pie Cramming

You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.

"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."

by seachips January 24, 2025

Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.

"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"

by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020

Pie Face

Pie Face is an extremely fat bastard with massive tits, he stays inside and loves to eat lasagna, he has no real mates and has big enough tits to wear a bra other names for a Pie Face include garfield, fatty, man and fobe

Dan is a massive Pie Face

by PieFaceIsAVirginForLife April 13, 2020

pie stabber

Another phrase for nose

Keep your pie stabber out of this

by helsteeth April 6, 2017

Dream Cream Pie

When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family

Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie
Person 2: Kill yourself

by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025

dime bar pie

When one shags a girl in the anus when she has dihorea and spunks in her ass and sucks it out with a straw

Just like feltching but dime bar pie is mixed with poo

by spunk monkey1992 February 3, 2014