mayo de noche

The correct way to pronounce the name of the white condiment spelled 'mayonnaise'.

Person 1: Do you want any mayo de noche with your fries?

Person 2: Did you take your grandpa's pills again?

by Shrek Fan May 5, 2023

Cinco de Dubbo

Getting COD Warzone wins on Cinco de Mayo

It's Cinco de Dubbo Boyyyyssssss

by Joeyknoll May 5, 2023

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

David de Fraud

The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees

“David de fraud was shite last night against West Ham”

by Rooftophallways May 7, 2023

De-escalator

An escalator that goes down

“I’m in london and I’m about to go down the de-escalator”

“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator

by I want this word to catch on August 27, 2023

Chanson de l'oignon

J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon quand il est bon,
J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.

Refrain:
Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
Au pas, au pas, au pas,
Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
Au pas, au pas, au pas.

Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
Un seul oignon nous change en Lion,
Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
Un seul oignon, nous change en Lion.

Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
Non pas d'oignons à tous ces chiens,
Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
Non pas d'oignons, non pas d'oignons.

Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
Aimons l'oignon car il est bon,
Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
Aimons l'oignon, aimons l'oignon.

Ayo my nigga wanna listen to Chanson de l'oignon?

Hell yeah nigga!

by DrBrad August 29, 2023

Victoria De Angelis

Victoria De Angelis is my mommy. My wife. The one and only woman who I would let fuck the living shit out of me. Break my back and bed please. I need her so bad. She could finger me all day and use me as her personal bass because I’d be making loud enough sounds to qualify. I have no shame in it, but when we get married I will be calling her mommy and let her treat me as her damn slave. Literally I wanna be your slave. I’m not religious but I pray to her, she is my religion. So I am religious. I’m praying one day she’ll fuck me. Gentle or hard I want it all. Whatever she wants (preferably hard and rough) and if anybody ever thinks to even try and love her to the extreme I do, fuck off. I will cannibalize you.

Person: Who do you want to lose your virginity to?
Me: VICTORIA DE ANGELIS. VIC. VIC VIC. VIC VIC VIC VIC VIC.

by Vic’s slut September 13, 2023