wata flores de mierda

you already know who it is

"where is iñaki"
"wait you mean wata flores de mierda"

by Savka Bubinic November 22, 2021

de-posit

Refers to da sour-faced "significant reducing of da total-amount figure" action performed by da irritated bank-teller who processes da night/weekend deposits, after she actually **counts** da cash or totals up da checks dat you placed in da deposit-envelope and inserted into da night-depository, only to discover dat da supposedly-large amount dat you'd claimed to have deposited when you'd filled in da "deposit amount" line on da envelope was grossly "inflated" --- i.e., you claimed to have deposited a sizeable amount, when in reality you had merely left a few bucks in the envelope! Well, serves you right --- I mean, you didn't truly believe dat da teller wasn't gonna actually COUNT da cash or checks in da envelope to CONFIRM dat you really had deposited as much as you'd claimed you did, didja??? I mean, zheee-yeesh... if bank-tellers always just unquestioningly trusted da stated amounts of people's deposits, then many folks would just gleefully scribble in some astronomical amount whenever they made a "non-face-to-face" deposit (i.e., not making da deposit in person, where da teller would count it right there in front of you), and then da banks would be obliged to credit da depositers with a lot of unearned income!

I'm an honest guy, and so I've never tried to actually deceive a bank into crediting me for more money than I'd actually deposited; the farthest I've ever gone is to merely play a little joke on the teller by inserting a phony million-dollar bill in among the fives and tens in the deposit envelope before deadpanningly handing it to the teller, and then seeing the teller's surprised/amused reaction when she sees the obviously-fake "bar-M" bill. The teller then performs a quick "de-posit" to accurately record the much-more-paltry sum that I'm actually submitting, and then smugly hands me back the gag-bill along with my deposit-receipt.

by QuacksO October 2, 2020

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

u de ment ni

A nigerian way of asking someone if they’re mental

Boss na u chop my beans? Sé u de whine me u de ment ni

by Sazuu February 27, 2023

espirit de corps

Promoting team spirit will build harmony and unity within the organization.

Bamidele who is the manager applied the principle of espirit de corps attempt to replicate this sense of cohesion, teamwork, and loyalty with the organization and its employees.

by @Fweshest_bammy May 30, 2019

chooch de louche

Someone who has gone above and beyond being a chooch. A jackass, idiot, moron, who is doing a better job than usual at it.

You could not be a bigger chooch de louche.....you slept with my mom!

by Wessmoe77 February 5, 2012

Fragrance De' Rizzo

Fragrance De' Rizzo is a term used for multiple topics. The founder Dave Rizzo is the scent kingpin in the US and shortly in the UK. His line of scents have no bounds.
So what is the Fragrance De' Rizzo? That is what a homeowner smells like after living in their home with the Rizzo scents. The cloths, food, dog and even the neighbors friends can get a breeze if the scent. It follows you where ever you go. You cannot undo the stank effect from Fragrance De' Rizzo. Once it's in the home it becomes part of your body. Coming out of your spours

Abe - Hey Mark how was dinner last night? Did Dave make anything good?
Mark - yeh burgers and dogs, but slowdown how did you know I went?

Abe - of you have Fragrance De' Rizzo all over you

by Jay El Dubbs September 11, 2024