numb cunt

a useless, un-intelligent female who deserves nothing more than a swift kick to the vag.

stupid bitch: "omg i like so totally love your shirt! seriously, like where did you get it???"

sharon: "get your own shirt, you numb cunt!"

::kick::

by sharon, ricky's bitch March 21, 2007

publicity cunt

Patented by celebutantes such as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, a "publicity cunt", is a public display of twat... usually seen when exiting a vehicle while wearing a mini-skirt. Of course, they act as if they are completely shocked by this "unintended display(wink wink)"...but in reality it is a publicity "stunt"...and since the main focus lies down under... I've decided to call it a publicity cunt. It could also be called a "publicity stunt cunt." LMAO, where to I come up with this shit???

"Lookout Paris, Britney just one-upped you with a brand new publicity cunt!"

"I sure hope the next publicity cunt is Angelina Jolie; Paris and Britney got nothin' on her."

"Meg Ryan is getting a bit old, she'd probably need a publicity stunt cunt."

by ak2581 March 28, 2007

Cunt Trap

A whore of a women that uses her cunt to trap you and thus screwing your life up and giving you an STD

That slut is a cunt trap, she made me cheat on my wife

by idontcare69 August 23, 2009

Cunt punch

When the penis is so enormous that your pussy feels like it's getting brutalized in the best way. That's true romance.

I'm in love. He cunt punched the shit out of my pussy last night.

by Vsleazy September 25, 2014

Sup cunt?

A question to be yelled out car windows at passing girls on the street in an attempt to irritate and/or insult them. May be used as a drive by insult.

Guy in car: "SUP CUNT?"

Girl on street: "What an asshole..."

by Drive By Insulter December 12, 2009

cunt print

I seen this once. I was at church and I seen this stain on the char that looked like this: (|) It was dried-blood-red and had amazing detail. The clit even made its own impression. I call this a cunt print.

S&!#! she left a cunt print behind! Her rag must have snuck up on her!

by Alexander March 20, 2005

cunt mcmuffin

a word used to describe a cunt-like person, has more effect when the person is slightly obese.

also something you wouldnt mind eating as long as it wasnt beat.

female - "you have a small penis"

male - "hey, fuck you! you cunt mcmuffin"

by Davey Mother Fucking Crockett March 2, 2007