Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021

mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).

Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.

by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020

Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.

Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream

by Kumo1 June 23, 2022

Cookies and Cream

When you are having sex and you cum in the girls mouth then proceed to dunk your balls in her mouth.

“Me and Rosie attempted a cookies and cream last night”

by xXhoe_slayerXx September 25, 2021

Boston cream pie

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!

Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).

by Tomgronk October 2, 2021

Ice cream orgy

Using ice cream as lube for sex and/or an orgy.

We cuddled all night to keep warm after our Ice cream orgy

by Dr.totallyreal PHD May 13, 2022