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half laid

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.
Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.
by Epson390 July 4, 2021
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Half -Tooth

Half -Tooth
Half -Tooth
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half stat

A half stat is when u land a girl but have to reject her coz u have a gf
James landed a half stat whilst at the club
by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025
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half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate
Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing
by Downesy October 6, 2020
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half-pibling-in-law

1- Half-pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-pibling.
half-pibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Half-ass connection

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.
I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.

I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.
by thatgirlana June 1, 2019
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half-vagina

such a ridiculous person they dont even they dont qualify to be called a 'pussy'
those little half-vaginas thought they were gonna come up in here with that buuullshit, we said 'aw hell no'
by - c fonteneau April 15, 2025
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