Michael DeSousa

absolute G epic gamer dont mess w him or tommy gbur will sit on you he doesnt have ligma

normal human: he is literally god

Michael Desousa- cool guy

by JJ Swags May 28, 2019

michael sprague

A fat nigger no brain cell Fucking cuck master who has a chode he gets pisted easily because his dad beat him as a kid because his dad is a crack addict and created a retard fucking nigger with a hard R yep A mothafuking hard R, like fuck man! He is a big rwetard

Michael Sprague, has a chode and has no braincells

by Truthful Liar February 20, 2018

Michael

A random funny science guy on the internet.
Makes guys have an existential crisis after watching one of his videos.

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here!"

by Ren Ernest Elias February 23, 2024

Michael Zhang

The best person to ever exist.

Michael Zhang is the best!

by bob0246 September 30, 2023

Michael

I caring person who only cares about minecraft and cheese

Michael is gay

by CLumsyPandali073 April 23, 2021

Michael

Michael has a big cock and really knows how to work it:

Michael is a hot name

by Evenguyslikemichael December 4, 2021

Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

by moochers April 16, 2019