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Michael Standard Time

The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.

Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
by FullNation January 27, 2019
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Michael Jackson

Did you see Michael Jackson’s new song?
by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 20, 2025
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kameron michaels

Drag Queen who appeared on season 10 of Rupaul's Drag Race, and the Vegas Live show, originally from Nashville Tennessee, now lives in Los Angeles California.
Kameron Michaels is such an underrated queen, I hope she returns for All Stars, so she can show how much she's grown
by Serafina.fool May 25, 2021
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Michael Boltons

Can also be abbreviated to “Michaels.” Fake tits. From “Bolt Ons,” a slang term for breast implants.
Check out her Michael Boltons!
by SaintMickS March 29, 2019
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michael cimino

hey man have u seen his michael cimino
by sarahbockendmurf January 2, 2023
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MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY

any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.
MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY is a banana that he will shove up his ass until he starts to bleed
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Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.
“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”
by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023
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