Tequila Dragon

When your significant other is so drunk they think they have to whisper, though it's just as loud as when they're talking. Their hot, drunk breath feels like death incarnate against your skin.

"Hey, why is your girlfriend whispering?" "She's a Tequila Dragon."

by AC_Megadeth May 27, 2019

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Raikou of the dragons

Raikou of the dragons (or ROTD) is a fake anime created by @ianburp on tiktok to "trick posers" on 17/07/2025

"Woah have you seen Raikou of the dragons? Its such a great anime"
"Yes! I just finished it! ROTD is the best!"
"Bro.."

by Aggressive Poke Bowl July 18, 2025

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Slut Dragon

Marnix van hooff

Fucking slut dragon will never hang out on the weekend cause hes too busy fucking

by ausdefinitions March 13, 2025

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DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

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