Sam

Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.

Stfu Sam, you suck ass at 8 ball. I AM THE GD QUEEN.

by INeedToPeeNow November 14, 2021

Sam

sexy ass motherfucker he is the most hot , funny, and attractive guy ever. Every girl wants his massive peen and it would be and honor to be fucked by him

Look at that hot, muscular, sexy man over there he looks jus like a sam

by SamKessinger February 21, 2020

Sam

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“Sam is gay”
“We been knew”

by StrangersFromTheOutside November 23, 2021

SAM

S.A.M.
Sexually Available Man.
A man with no intentions to play with a person's feelings, but is ready for sexual relations. A SAM ensures their partner is aware that there is no emotional connection within the relationship.

Person A: You're a fuckboy!
Person B: No, I'm a SAM.

by twood717 May 13, 2020

Sam Carter

Sweat

Oi you a proppa Sam Carter innit blud?

by IvellBean April 12, 2021

Sam and Aimee

Two fun girls who will rock your world (separately). They love drinking and are great potential trophy wives. #daddy

Sam and Aimee are the hottest wives ever. They make their old rich husbands look great.

by Mehehehehehi January 2, 2022

shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes

A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.

by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021