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Riding the bus

Is when you pay for the fare and in the morning you wish you never had taken the ride. The act of sleeping with a prostitute or permiscous gold digger.
Man last night me and charlie were riding the bus. Hope I don't catch the clap.
by monkeyballs113 August 26, 2009
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The Ridings Theory

The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.
Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"

Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
by jm6695 December 24, 2013
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Soul Riding

Example: if someone (typically a fan) who is obsessed with their favorite entertainer, so much that even if that entertainer is problematic or just a piece of shit, and if they still support them then they’re soul riding.
by DYW August 31, 2022
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Riding the Hulk

That one was close, I was really riding the hulk back there
by Bert-Ro December 24, 2021
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Ride Friend

An acquaintance who has a vehicle who doesn't charge you gas money and is generally available. They are not really your friend, but you hit them up when you need a ride. They are your ride friend.
Reggie: "I hate my name. Why am I named Reggie?"
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know

what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."
by von groovy July 11, 2024
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Riding Dirty

Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.
Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food

Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!
by Smily pickle May 23, 2025
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missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023
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