slut clean

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.

Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"

by KC34 June 21, 2017

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Gateway slut

Hanging out with a gateway slut (who is perhaps a whore or hoe but not actually a slut) will surely result in your eventual acquaintance with her girl friends, many of whom are slutty. Befriending an "efficient" gateway slut will garuntee your hooking up with her friends.

This term is derived from "gateway drug" because of the congruence in starting with something that's not totally awful but eventually degrading your standards to something pitiful.

Jefe: Hey Juan Manuel San Carlos, did you hear about María?

JMSC: Yeah bro, José started chillin' with her and now he's sleeping with all her friends already. Smh, what a gateway slut.

by Larsima November 11, 2017

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