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Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass
“That’s Juan Star lmao
by Juan Star November 16, 2022
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Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
"I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao"
by Akrysta November 21, 2022
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a shooting star

some one who kills themselves due to pressure
Oh her, she's bound to be a shooting star
by drakestar September 15, 2022
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chinese star

rising star

chinese star
shining star

basically it is a kindergarten in Jakarta, it is known for that most chinese go there so it is called the chinese star because it rhymes with shining. The rising star is also the nickname of shining star. It's named because it was a really holy school, it was rising.
A: I wasn't a chinese but I went to chinese star!!

B: I was a chinese but I did not go there

A: lets go check out the chindo national curriculum.
by ponhpon September 26, 2022
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Black Star

An individual who prides themselves on being knowledgeable of many cultures and seeks to convey this knowledge to others.
Robert is so diverse, he’s for sure a Black Star
by Robert Langstaff 3 October 3, 2022
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5 Star Ying Yang Rizz

high tier rizz!
abilities such as light dagger, diverygent ying yang fist, dark swamp!
OMG HE HAS HAS 5 STAR YING YANG RIZZ!!!!!
!!
by World of Rizz Magic!! October 10, 2022
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A woman named Sam who is blonde, short, and has a phat ass.
Omg did you see Samantha?? She’s a total Sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand.
by anonymous December 31, 2021
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