Whiney Baby Titty Pig

Originally coined in Maine, this phrase made it's way into the boondocks of Idaho.
Meaning exactly what it implies, a narcissistic whiner who has got to suck on the titties..

Did you see how that dude flew off the handle?
Yeah, what a whiney baby titty pig..

by REBel Siren January 21, 2022

Lil cute ass pig

He so dam cute

Human1: Ayo look at this
Human2: Wat is dat, it looks adorable
Human1: that's my Lil cute ass pig

by EnergyPumpkin May 16, 2022

Tuxedo Pig

Cool pig (even cooler in a tuxedo)

hey look its a pig in a tuxedo (a tuxedo pig) must know lots of penguins

by WellDressedPig May 19, 2022

Pig

Anyone with the name noah

Noah is such a pig

by 133.133 May 23, 2022

Powder pig

A women that wears heavy makeup and does tons of coke.

Watch out for the women here there all powder pigs and crack whores.

by shovel breaker May 25, 2022

the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022

pig

Your mum

The pig was as fat as your mum

by Your mum smells of fresh feet May 29, 2022