selfish sex
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay
no eating out
no satisfaction for the girl
straight to sleep after they have nutted
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay
no eating out
no satisfaction for the girl
straight to sleep after they have nutted
Joe: I hit that slumbust with the chesty special
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?
by slumbuster February 13, 2024
Get the chesty specialmug. by rdthjki876t5rdfghjuy7t6r January 2, 2023
Get the special edmug. When you use Copenhagen Wintergreen as lubricant to lube your slong to perform anal in your cousin with
Man, he used his own Copenhagen Wintergreen to lube his slong last night to do anal with! He called it the Rebels special
by Annie 8 May 11, 2018
Get the Rebels specialmug. Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.
by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013
Get the special breakfastmug. when your dog shits on your bed, steps in it, runs it around the room, and smears it all over the walls out of spite because you left them alone.
by poopydoo2 June 18, 2019
Get the scooby specialmug. When your cock goes straight and hangs a hard left halfway to the end! Almost as good as Mike Tyson’s left hook.
Hey bud, you have the nick casey special. Let’s keep that a secret from girls otherwise they might get scared…
by Zach Boro February 27, 2024
Get the Nick Casey Specialmug. the motr special was made by motr jobe what you do is put your face in between a girls boobs and blow and shake your head side from side.
by fw da insta @motr_james June 19, 2021
Get the motr specialmug.