peanut butter snail

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office

Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!

by Clam_Jam September 9, 2016

making the devils butter

see masturbation

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED THAT YOU'RE MAKING THE DEVILS BUTTER!!
(credit to redfapper via imgur)

by highwind7 August 16, 2016

Peanut Butter 69

This is when you have to put a whole tub's worth of peanut butter inside her vagina. When that is complete, squeeze some of it out and then begin to 69.

"After hearing about this move, my partner's vagina is still full of peanut butter"

Have you ever heard of this move called the "Peanut Butter 69"?

by Master Of Pokémon June 8, 2016

skippy nutter butter

Primarily performed by a male but, given enough motivation, can be carried out by a female.

The act of verbally berating a subordinate while wearing tan, or khaki, pants with the testicles exposed through the zipper portion of the pants, where a generous dollop of peanut butter eagerly awaits a hungry canine.

Hey, did you see Chad going all Skippy Nutter Butter on Joe?

Yeah I saw, now all I can think about is how much I want a PB&J.

by Stellarcorpse13 May 17, 2016

BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE

WHEN A MAN REACHES CLIMAX AND EJACULATES INTO ALL THE CREVACES AROUND THE RECEIVERS VAGINA AND ASS...

BEING DEFINED WHEN I EJACULATED, I PULLED OUT AND CAME ALL OVER HER SO WELL IT WAS LIKE I WAS BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE...

by ak powerstroker December 27, 2016

Deep Fried Butter

Probably the most american thing ever.

Also known as deep fried heart attack.

Method of suicide.

"I made some deep fried butter for breakfast, but I don't think I put enough sugar .."

by A_Girl_Has_No_Namee January 31, 2017

peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.

Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.

by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012