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Sam Gillard

‘someone who will spike your drink, make you suck his dick and think you did it by choice’

‘prefers girls who are age ranges of 15 to being conceived
I’m going to spike your drink and make you suck my dick just like Sam Gillard.
by Sams a nonce123 May 2, 2019
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Sam Geldard

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).

One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.

Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack
by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021
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Sam X Zachery

Sam and Zachery are destined to be together.
Sam x Zachery are good friends they should get together
by manman1750 March 25, 2024
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Sam

A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.

Balls.

Also he is autistic always.

Very important: He is the god pf puns and bad jokes!!!
Hey you have a test tomorrow right? Stroke the head of a Sam for good luck.
by shmamtheman May 22, 2023
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Sam

A very energetic person, often tired half the day through from said engerticness. Sam is great to be around and is overly confident about themself. They have many hobbies and love listening to one type of music they love. Their a video game loving nerd and aren't very good at math. Sam gets touch-starved and loves affection. They don't have many people to love but are great at making friends. Last time they counted they at 21+ friends!

Sam falls deeply in love with anyone they have a small crush on. They get heartbroken and sad easily but love hugs and quality time. If you ever date a Sam, give them lots of kisses and hugs just about every day. Sam loves calling people hot, they won't say it right away in public unless there's none of their family around. They're always face first into a relationship and your neck. They give love bites and kisses almost everywhere and call themself a lot of things.

Sam is very emotional at times and has anxiety, be kind to Sam please.
Sam also develops crushes very easily by the smallest things, just holding hands in a friendly way or complimenting them and giving them affection, holding their face closely to your own. All of those and more are great ways for Sam to love you.
Bob: ew, look at Sam.
Someone: Hey, be kind. It's Sam's first day.
Sam: Thank you.
by MSAtheSpectacular May 12, 2022
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sam bensley

Well Sam bensley is a great guy who is caring about the people they love and care about. He doubts themselves alot and may question your relationship with them but they will come around and realise it was all in there head.
by ChurM8 October 20, 2019
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Sam

Sam is slow
by Tozic fog January 25, 2019
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