Sam

An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.

“That new kid is such a Sam”
“Yes, i’ve heard he couldn’t do anything but play fortnite,”

by aowjehd September 1, 2022

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the big epic

that new roblox game is sam

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Funny and interesting humans who are friends with a guy who is related to an axe murderer. They took that friend to the Villisca Axe Murder House. Very good youtubers and the content is amazing. They made me believe in the paranormal. I also get to creep out my family by standing in corners and saying the names of demonic places they've been. Also, Colby gay.

Sam and Colby are the coolest and kinda cute

by Donutapplesauce November 22, 2022

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has a huge fucking cock. like i’m talking an a absolute monster cock.

bro, sam has a huge fucking cock

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An attractive nerd

Person 1: " Why's this guy/girl in the library, they look like they belong in a boxing ring. "
Person 2: " Yeah, they must be a Sam. "

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This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too

Person 1: Oh, there goes Sam.
Personn2: "....that guy?"

by Shret October 7, 2022

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