jake

jake has a huge willy. he’s the nicest person you will he’s very protective, loving, caring, thoughtful. he will always find a way to make you laugh. hes very loyal to his friends and is really forgiving. too forgiving in fact. he’s husband material and if you ever get a jake don’t let him go.

he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.

he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go

CANT WAIT TILL I MARRY YOU

i love you jake <3
from your future wifey naomi ;)

jake is a beast

by imoanaspinall August 12, 2021

Jake Zyrus

A human female who lives on Cybertron that is former member of Autobots and later become Decepticon because of persuasion of Megatron to become tomboy. Transforming into male in harsh condition which happens in Thailand, Earth.

1. Transformers- Rise of LGBTQ PRO MAX 5G

2. Jake Zyrus is the well-known transformer in Earth.

1. Look that straight girl, become a Jake Zyrus variant in a year!.

by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

Jake

A guy with a NOICE COK

OMG that’s Jake over there I heard he has a NOICE COK

by 2020 is the best year SIKEEE!! July 12, 2020

Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity

"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"

by brutha is gay August 21, 2022

Jake

Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.

Girl: “He Abbey, I think Jake likes you.”
Abbey: “Nah he’s just a guy. We’re cool.”

by gfuel enthusiast April 25, 2022

Jake

Jake is a kind boy how does not understand how awesome he is. He is smart, kind, and caring. If you have a Jake keep him he is usually sporty and loves animals. Jake is secretly kawaii, but he always denies it.

Girl1: he is cute
Girl2: he is my best friend

Girl1: what is his name?
Girl2: Jake

by girl bestie February 24, 2021

Jake

The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.

Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.

by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022