Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

Twinky milk

Twinky milk is a term used to refer a twink who’s being milked and drinkable item.

The man was happy to lactate the twink and drink his Twinky Milk.

by LordDoomShinji November 14, 2023

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021

glass of milk

squirting cum in a car exhaust and drinking it as your friend steps on the gas

my best friend heped me with a glass of milk

by In M1s3ry 69 May 03, 2022

shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".

"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."

by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 23, 2025

Cereal no milk

Another way to ask if someone is serious, and not lying.

“ bro are you cereal? No milk?”
“Yee boy you know my bowl ain’t dry.”

Is one way to use cereal no milk.

by Elusivefoxx May 29, 2022