A young at heart but severely average male age. Into SAMurai swords and pregnant women. Likes it when it could potentially be risky. He has not only the risk factor, but the frisk factor. Is willing to keep it in the family, shares the bathroom with minor siblings. If you’re into smut novels, ginger ladies, and pregnant women especially ones who could still breastfeeding… Sam is your guy. If there’s no incest there’s no interest :)… also is undiagnosed with the autism
Sam is Samming
by Gnimmas si maS July 27, 2025
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Noa - "Yo those fellas over there are such a Riley & Sam!"
Jamie - "What do you mean by that?"
Noa - "They touching each other in public! Theres even children walking past but they dont care!"
Jamie - "I love furry porn"
Jamie - "What do you mean by that?"
Noa - "They touching each other in public! Theres even children walking past but they dont care!"
Jamie - "I love furry porn"
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