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Post digging

Sharing something on Facebook with the intention of a certain person seeing it (usually an insult)
I'm so sick of Michael post digging, everyone knows who he's targeting.
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
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spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014
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fex post facto

(etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or

practices to foil an inconvenient

promotion or recognition.

2. Where management is in on it,

a "Stealth Demotion", marked

by the customary imbalance of

authority and answerability.
Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!
by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023
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D posting

The posting of grossly sexual or lame shit on your public Instagram story
oh god Micheal is D posting again…
by pleepyploop405 March 3, 2025
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post statusness

A rate on 1 to 10
on how well you are posted up
yo i give your 9.5 on post statusness
by Jusstin May 16, 2008
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Pastel Posting

(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.

Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.
I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.

Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.
by Pantin Zombie June 21, 2021
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speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.
This is a secret speed post topic.
by PiemanXC February 18, 2008
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