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Cold Play

A moment of public humiliation for a cheater, caused not by their betrayed partner, but by an innocent bystander who accidentally reveals their deception.
The term describes the scenario where a person, completely unaware of the romantic drama, unintentionally outs the cheater in a public place. This usually involves an offhand comment, a mistaken identity, or a simple greeting that exposes the affair to the partner or a mutual friend. It's the ultimate "whoops" moment, where the cheater is caught not by a detective, but by a doorbell camera.
Example 1:
“He was on a dinner date with his side-piece when a coworker walked by and yelled, 'Hey, how was that anniversary cruise with your wife?' It was a perfect Cold Play.”

Example 2:
“Her affair was a secret until her neighbor came over to return a sweater and said, 'You dropped this at Mark's house last night.' It was the ultimate Cold Play.”
by Leonarmil July 21, 2025
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Playing the Spoons

a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril
"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"

Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb
by Yoylecakius December 22, 2020
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Play Louey

In reference to Louis Armstrong, the great jazz trumpeter.

Play Louey refers to the act of being blown or orally copulated on one's penis.
Misty came over and I told her to "Play Louey" for me.
She replied, "bop, bop, be-bop...oh yeaaaaahhhhhhh!
by deedogtx June 21, 2006
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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
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Conor Plays

Strategies in a video game that are so stupid, they actually work because of how unexpectedly dumb it was.
Oh my god this kid is straight up just pulling Conor Plays”
by NastyOldTree January 22, 2025
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monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.
Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.
by please be appropriate March 6, 2020
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