directional hitting

pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games

i only use directional hitting

by mlbtheshow2021 May 02, 2021

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 09, 2023

Hit your face

Football term of getting into the top of a pushup position

HIT YOUR FACE!!!!!! o MY goooood

by Micah the monkey September 07, 2022

false hit

When you hit some mother Fucker and they didnt do nothing with you

You hit me nigga that’s a false hit

by Adamtheadam3992682 November 30, 2017

Hit the cliff

euphemism for suicide.

"bro I think im going to hit the cliff soon"

by January 30, 2022

Hit this fade

To drive to a drop off to sell something illegal mostly used in Chicago

Yo boa ima hit this fade real quick then we can go to martrels to smoke this spliffy

by Red banana split July 25, 2020

Hit The Sky

When you are stoned and to for A snowboard jump

-You heard John broke his arm when he hit the sky
-damn

by Chrismate June 22, 2020