by MacChaddy5453059 December 8, 2020

When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.
by belibopter June 12, 2023

A sexual act in which one of the participants puts a sheet over their body while engaging in sexual intercourse.
by SarahRichmond January 26, 2010

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

by wolfman85 June 19, 2025

To get really sick when drinking. The Buick cars used to be a rough ride and it made people sick especially when they had been drinking.
person 1: Hey man were you Riding the Buick last night after that party?
person 2: Yeah, I puked my guts out.
person 2: Yeah, I puked my guts out.
by blueknight187 April 12, 2015

When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.
by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022
