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Michael

by Big booty luh shorty November 16, 2019
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Michael

Michael is the most extraordinary guy in the world you will ever meet. He will become the air that you breath in and he will be the reason why your heart keeps beating. He's one of a kind. When you meet a michael you will fall madly in love with him. You become like a magnet to him. You will crave a addiction for Michael you won't be able to stay away even if he has a girlfriend already. He will be the man of your dreams the light of your life . Michelle tend to be wild but stick around for him long enough show him you are there for him and he will love you like no other, he will love you more than life itself. But one bad thing Michaels don't like to be alone so once you leave he will have Replace someone to feel you in while you are gone. Becareful because Michaels tend to brake hearts but he such a good lover you'll keep going back like a dummy.
Michael will show you how to be free how to love like you never loved before
by R* aireola April 16, 2021
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Michael

Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.
Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022
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michael

honestly HOTTEST MAN TO EVER FUCKING EXIST
hoe1: dude whos that hottie
hoe2:MUST BE A FUCKING MICHAEL
by killfuck March 24, 2024
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Michael

A smart yet deducing man. Don’t let his ugliness bother you. He thinks he’s charming, good looking thinks he’s got game but in reality he just grinds videos games he is probably a rabid clash player. He acts like the man aka “B.M.O.C” we can keep letting him think that for now I guess. When you see a mike in the street slap him. Just do it you won’t regret it.
There goes Michael breaking mirrors again all he’s doing is looking in them. Weird.
by Giowise13 February 23, 2022
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Michael

He loves da cuddles and da kisses and da sweepy time

i <3 (.) (.)
Da cuddles for da bby Michael
by MeNoLike Sweepy time January 12, 2021
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michael jackson

by heheheha7992 April 25, 2023
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