I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!
by gogogreen September 17, 2007

SWAT pants.
Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.
SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.
SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
by Helkor December 30, 2016

Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.
by Aztec03 July 23, 2018

by Tmoneyupindisbitch December 19, 2016

by Cat Eyez May 17, 2011

Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".
It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.
I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.
All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!
I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.
All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!
by Bog ding October 3, 2016

The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.
(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
by Blinging July 11, 2018
