Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

by DidgeDrone November 06, 2023

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Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes

That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left

by brytor March 17, 2021

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Misgendered Hair

Happens, when someone says that your hair have some color, but in reality it isn't the right color.

You have red hair. No! You have just misgendered hair! My hair are blond.

by ThePlayerX August 10, 2024

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mt hair

My hair

Im in love with mt hair

by Bundlejoyghoir July 30, 2021

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Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

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