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Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.
I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...
by Radient May 28, 2018
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Duck walking

Man he's is definitely the duck walking champ he takes up the whole hallway with his waddle
by Dumping loads May 30, 2015
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DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
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Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers

Used to refer to someone who is known to cause many rampages.
(Note: Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers was a video game released in 2000.)
Person: Watchout! He's a Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers!
by ShampooBoots May 26, 2022
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ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.
Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.
by SpikeSan October 5, 2018
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This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.
To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018
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Duck

Its commonly used as a replacment for the word"fuck"and used mostly by 9 year olds.
Person 1:I installed a virus on your computer

Kid: Duck you!
by Wow that was really cool! October 30, 2020
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