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chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame
John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!
by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018
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Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
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Chris Wood

Chris Wood is an amazing actor. He’s also incredibly ‘dreamy’ and ‘handsome’. He plays “Jake Riley” in containment, he was a police officer. He played a character with white hair in Carrie diaries, i think he died idk i never watched it but amazing. He played Mon-el in Supergirl as Kara Zor-El’s boyfriend, he was amazing he deserved rewards. His little accents like saying “Kara, I’m home” and “Use me for good, please” was top notch. I would give him a whole Emmy or whatever. In Vampire Diaries he was everyone’s favorite love-hate villain, Kai Parker. He should have got way more awards, his dry and sarcastic humor would let alone get an award if it were up to me ( also because hes handsome as hell). I’m surprised they didnt cancel the whole show just to make one dedicated to how good of an actor he is. Even a gif of him talking about murdering a manager is iconic.
“I want to get a picture frame of Chris Wood” Lol
by Melwood is very adorable. November 17, 2020
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Chris Chae

One that doesn't make sense.

Nothing about him/she/it makes sense because everything makes sense.
i.e. identity, part of he/she/it's body, etc.

Many refer to this kind as "chrischaeology"
He is such a Chris Chae.
by imakealotofsense April 9, 2022
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Chris

Verb

The action of re-sending the same memes to the group chat, forgetting that you had sent them just previously
You already sent that, stop Chrissing
by CrabcakesCarcinogenicsGhost October 17, 2019
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Chris

A nerdy boy who knows a lot but is kind of weird, he knows a lot about planes kind of odd.
Chris is a nerd
by TypicalGuy994 October 1, 2016
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