Sam

A young at heart but severely average male age. Into SAMurai swords and pregnant women. Likes it when it could potentially be risky. He has not only the risk factor, but the frisk factor. Is willing to keep it in the family, shares the bathroom with minor siblings. If you’re into smut novels, ginger ladies, and pregnant women especially ones who could still breastfeeding… Sam is your guy. If there’s no incest there’s no interest :)… also is undiagnosed with the autism

Sam is Samming

by Gnimmas si maS July 27, 2025

Sam Knights

When someone is so tough and brave for playing NFL at lunch, fails to rage bait anyone, cannot spell to save themselves, and has a serious problem of immense autism. They are also commonly identified as a loose cannon.

Sam Knights is so cool and brave for playing a very aggressive sport and lunchtime, wow i wish i was him!

by IWISHIWASSAMKNIGHTS3000 December 14, 2025

Sam

sexy ass motherfucker he is the most hot , funny, and attractive guy ever. Every girl wants his massive peen and it would be and honor to be fucked by him

Look at that hot, muscular, sexy man over there he looks jus like a sam

by SamKessinger February 21, 2020

sam

sam is a girl who enjoys and loves food!

she hopes one day she can marry food.

sam likes food.

by thebestfoodieintown March 31, 2019

SAM

S.A.M.
Sexually Available Man.
A man with no intentions to play with a person's feelings, but is ready for sexual relations. A SAM ensures their partner is aware that there is no emotional connection within the relationship.

Person A: You're a fuckboy!
Person B: No, I'm a SAM.

by twood717 May 13, 2020

Sam

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“Sam is gay”
“We been knew”

by StrangersFromTheOutside November 23, 2021

Sam

Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.

Stfu Sam, you suck ass at 8 ball. I AM THE GD QUEEN.

by INeedToPeeNow November 14, 2021