Silver Friend

A friend who gives you everything. Want a loan? Want awesome Christamas presents? Want a new job? Want a new life? Just ask your silver friend for help!

Kyle is my silver friend and gives me chocolate and gifts all the time. Mainly because he is obsessed with me.

by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016

a friend of Toto

A homosexual dog. Similar to a friend of Dorothy.

Your bitch won't stop trying to hump my bitch. She must be a friend of Toto.

by Dahimi August 14, 2016

Friend Meme

Like an inside joke but only between best pals

Other person: so why are you guys laughing?
Friends: Don't worry about it, you're not a best pal and this is a friend meme, only best pals know friend memes

by SDinHD July 5, 2016

Friend Zone

The modernization of the term unrequited love/feelings.

I loved her, but she friend zoned me

by JackTravellin June 19, 2016

Zoned Friends

Two friends of the opposite sex who have a very close friendship. So close, they can actually keep a no boundary friendship and still not be sexually attracted to each other (like seeing each other naked or possibly being in a close and intimate proximity and not getting aroused)

Maggie trust me to give her advice on underwear that she buys for her boyfriend because we're Zoned Friends.

by Guywithabeard May 27, 2016

wi-friend

That random ass nigga who's got your back. His wifi is unlocked

Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram

Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi

Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

best friend

a best friend is the person you got to when you don’t think anyone else will take you. and a best friend is the one person who you can count on to say yes. and they do.

emily: i was crying pretty hard, so i texted madisyn. she really helped me like nobody else could. she’s my best friend.

julia: dang. i wish i had someone like that.

by milliho beans🤐 May 3, 2018