Tiny brain

The thing you have when you make the world's simplest typo on Discord, notice it, and send it anyway.

Guy 1: This food goo af
Guy 2: Tiny brain moment

by TalkingAboutThePENIS April 19, 2024

do you have a brain dislocation

Used when someone says or does something very stupid

Person 1:Iphone 6 is worth more than the new samsung!
Person 2:Do you have a brain dislocation?

by Darkestalone November 27, 2022

Smol brain

Yes

Smol brain Yes

by Trefka i Monki December 3, 2020

spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events

Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?

by vdw17 April 14, 2023

Brain Tuner

A song stuck in your head. The condition or the song itself.

"The children's singalong gave me a Brain Tuner."
"I have three Brain Tuners in regular rotation."

by Regina de Coeli September 4, 2011

Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020

Mainstream brain

A person who just gets their opinions from mainstream news sources and YouTube channels with 10k + subs. Unable to form their own opinion. Just listens. Doesnt make inference. Has a Twitter.

Mainstream Brain: I hate Metroid the Other M
Genius: Why
Mainstream Brain: Because Angry Joe said so.

by Chevyman95 September 27, 2019