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George W. Bush Egg Theory

The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.
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egg blinker

when you hit back to back blinkers without exhaling and it feels like there’s an egg in your throat
dawg i just bout died hitting an egg blinker
by hippiehaze420 May 26, 2024
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Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.
Oh man I was a poached egg last night
by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021
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Nigga Eggs

Basically, it's the white little balls that fall from the Afro area and end up on your couch / pillow or back of chair.
Eventually the hatch in the the high humidity High heat to become Ghetto babies.
Dam Jethro, with your nappy hair..youze shure are droppin allot of nigga eggs on my couch, I cant wait for them to hatch so i can claim them as dependents
by dicksey normus November 20, 2021
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Surg egg

A cum-filled grenade. It has a 0.1% chance to do double the damage!
Omg a 2x surg egg! so much cum... yummy! yum! yum!
by Taattiiaanaaa October 10, 2023
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Egg McMustache

A mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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Egg Drop Soup

The after effects when someone pees and cums in your ass.
Josh was dropping some hot egg drop soup after last night.
by diarrhea_king69 May 10, 2018
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